Toasted-Cheese
I am a free-lance business writer. I write material for presentations, word-smith slide shows, and make the usual business drivel function as comprehensible text. To demonstrate some ability, I have re-written materials found on the internet, often to amusing effect.
I snark for fun. I can’t help myself even if it is a form of making fun of the handicapped.
None of this work is on the web yet. It will be. If you have suggestions for a web page or blog entry that could be amusingly re-written, please e-mail me: tom.b.reeves at gmail.
From Hunting The Snark, by Lewis Carroll
While, for those who preferred a more forcible word,
He had different names from these:
His intimate friends called him “Candle-ends,”
And his enemies “Toasted-cheese.”“His form is ungainly—his intellect small—”
(So the Bellman would often remark)
“But his courage is perfect! And that, after all,
Is the thing that one needs with a Snark.”
December 2, 2007 3 Comments