Too many people told me to:

Practice what I preach

Eat my own cooking

Strut my stuff

Take one for the team

As every school boy knows: do as I say, not as I do. Let sleeping dogs lie.

To make a long story short, I say, “Damn the torpedoes. I will make my bed, and I will sleep in it.”

As my mother would reply, “What does that have to do with the price of eggs?”

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Last week, I started Dude Goes What - http://dudegoeswhat.com:

I tell my clients, “Your life is interesting. Let’s write about that.”

“What?”

“You’re just scared. You hide behind your art. Go show yourself. It’ll help your business dramatically.”

“You first.”

“My life is boring.”

“You first. Or are you scared?”

“You’re a stubborn ass. I’m not funny. You’re funny.”

“Everybody funny. Now you funny, too.”

Dude Goes What.

E-Mail: tom.b.reeves [AT] gmail
Twitter: @tombreeves
Twitter: @dudegoeswhat

Eating a ruben sandwich with sauerkraut,
Don’t stop now, baby,
Let it all hang out.
- The Hombres