Toasted-Cheese

I am a free-lance business writer. I write material for presentations, word-smith slide shows, and make the usual business drivel function as comprehensible text. To demonstrate some ability, I have re-written materials found on the internet, often to amusing effect.

I snark for fun. I can’t help myself even if it is a form of making fun of the handicapped.

None of this work is on the web yet. It will be. If you have suggestions for a web page or blog entry that could be amusingly re-written, please e-mail me: tom.b.reeves at gmail.

From Hunting The Snark, by Lewis Carroll

While, for those who preferred a more forcible word,
 He had different names from these:
His intimate friends called him “Candle-ends,”
 And his enemies “Toasted-cheese.”

“His form is ungainly—his intellect small—”
 (So the Bellman would often remark)
“But his courage is perfect! And that, after all,
 Is the thing that one needs with a Snark.”